Admit it! We have all been there, down and out, with no money to our name. Whether you are in college just eating by on Ramen, lost your job, or had to give all of your hard earn extra cash to the tax man. But don’t fret! There’s no reason to let your blue days get any bluer when just a little bit of green will help. And we’re not just talking about the paper kind of green, we’re talking about the green kind of green that you smoke – good ol’ fashioned weed!
Now, we know what you must be thinking…’How the heck am I suppose to buy any weed when I am broke?!’ You may be surprised how easy it is to obtain weed when you are broke. You may even find that hustling for weed is easier than hustling for money. Below are 5 ways you can score some free bud and make your days a little bit better.
1. Weed Fairy
A weed fairy is a special type of human being who goes around the town and leaves free weed for those in need. At this time, the world knowingly only has 1 weed fairy – thanks to massive media coverage – but I’m sure more of them exist or have existed before.
Now – we might add – looking for a weed fairy, or their special presents they leave behind, may be as difficult as spotting Bigfoot, Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman or Santa Claus. But there is always a chance! Or, you may consider becoming a weed fairy yourself and make the dreams of others come true…
2. Panhandle for Weed
Holding a homemade cardboard sign that states what you need is one of the oldest ways to ask for something. If you are out of money and out of weed, why not make one of those signs?
All you need is a large cardboard box and a black marker. If you don’t have a cardboard box and a black marker, then ask your neighbor for one of each. If you don’t have a neighbor, then find another writeable surface that is portable and a writing utensil. Just don’t go shirtless, using your stomach as a billboard, and ketchup to write with. That’s just creepy. If you don’t have another surface or something else to write with, then choose another way to score free weed from this list.
Tear one of the folded flaps off of the cardboard box. In big bold letters write the phrase “Will Smile For Weed.” Don’t worry about making the sign look nice. In fact, the worse your penmanship is, and more artistic skills you lack, the better. If you have good penmanship and consider yourself an artist, suppress these skills. The more pathetic your sign is, the more people will feel sorry for you and the more weed you will score. Find a crowded street and stand on the street corner. And don’t forget to smile big when you are gifted.
Seattle man is gifted a free joint while trying the “panhandle for weed” method.
3. Grinder Scavenger
See your herb grinder on the nightstand beside your bed? It’s empty, isn’t it? And you have no money for weed? Then it’s time to put the herb grinder to use or buy herb grinders if you don’t have one already!
Next time you are at a party or little get together with some friends, bring your empty herb grinder. I like to bring my favorite poker chip herb grinder
as it’s a great conversation piece.
Now, someone is bound to ask for a grinder, or slowly and painstakingly tear apart pieces of a bud to prepare for a toke. This is your cue! Offer your herb grinder and you will be instantly be considered a savior of sorts – and you might even get the first toke!
More often than not, there will always be a little crumbled weed left in the grinder. Just view this as a little kick back for making someones life easier when preparing a joint or a bowl.
4. Ask Thy Neighbor
Have you met your neighbors yet? If not, there is no better time to say “hello” than when you are out of weed!
Introduce yourself to your next door neighbor and politely ask for a lighter. If they do not have a lighter, visit your other neighbors until you find one.
If they do have a lighter, there is a chance they use the lighter for something, right? Lean in and casually ask if they have any weed. If they do have weed, they may gift you some, especially since you are a neighbor.
Have you used these methods to score free weed? Are there methods you have used that are not on the list?
