7 Lame Marijuana Gifts You Wouldn't Even Give Your Mother-In-Law Seattle recreational marijuana source

If you surf the internet looking for marijuana gifts for that special stoner in your life, you will have no problem finding a wide variety and assortment of gifts. And a simple search for weed related gifts on Amazon is no different. But among the gifts you will find, in our opinion, are some really lame gifts. So lame, we wouldn’t even encourage you to buy one of these gifts for your mother-in-law, and that’s lame!

Below are seven cannabis gifts for you to avoid.

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The Marijuana Leaf Sweatshirt

Fine, I get. You love marijuana. But, if you are going to announce it to the world,  don’t do it with a sweater!

The only way I would even consider this as a gift, is if you hung ornaments off of it and gave it away as a “Christmas Sweater.”

Maybe.

Pot Leaf Hologram Sunglasses

Pot Leaf Hologram Sunglasses

I have no idea why anyone would want to stare at a hologram of a pot leaf a quarter inch from the pupils of their eyes. And it can’t be good for your sight either. This pair of weed leaf sunglasses just reeks of cheapness and it’s ugly! You don’t hate your mother-in-law that much. Really.

Marijuana Man Military Dog Tag Necklace

Marijuana Man Military Dog Tag Necklace

I get it. It stands for “pothead.” How clever.

I also get why my sister mad a pickle and jelly sandwich when she was pregnant – because she had weird cravings. That type of sandwich was also clever. But just because I ‘get it’ and it’s clever, doesn’t mean I’m going to like it. Not in a million dog years. See what I did there? We’re talking about a military dog tags and I mentioned ‘dog years.’ Clever.

Cannabis Parody T-Shirt

Cannabis Parody T-Shirt

No.

Marijuana Flag App

Marijuana Flag App

Good news for iPhone users. This app is not available on the App Store. Bad news for Android Users. This app is cluttering up the Google Play Store.

The Marijuana Flag App is a portable flag. Yes, that’s right folks. You can brag to your friends that you carry a portable marijuana flag on your phone.

It’s not even worth the price of ‘FREE.’

Weed Party Sunglasses

Weed Party Sunglasses

I feel like we’ve been down this road before. Ah, yes, the pot leaf hologram sunglasses…how could I forget?

Well, these are just as ugly. In fact, I choose to use the word hideous. Even for a party – I mean, especially for a party!

If anyone purchases these, nothing personal, but I really hope you fall asleep in the sun and wake up with a slight sunburn and two cannabis leaves growing on your forehead.

Because that’s what you deserve. Again, nothing personal.

Pot Leaf Thong

Pot Leaf Thong

Never.

And if you MIGHT be thinking about it…just don’t.

But for some unfortunate reason, you can’t live without this, then click here for the Marijuana Thong.

Just don’t.

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